shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)


richassness:

Damn I use to watch this every morning

(Source: 2000ish)

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  • When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
  • When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!

  • Humans, if nothing else, have the good sense to die.

    (Source: jaredpodalecki)

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    laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

    laughhard:

    I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

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    13thmoon:

    i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 

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This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

no its becky

    This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

    pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

    no its becky


    (Source: onlytwitterpics)

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    dirtyjazminrice:

    reaill:

    grimfemme:

    I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

    welp now we know the distinction between the two

    Disgusting

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    thylaed:

    shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes

    (Source: princepatroclus)

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    phoneticmeow:

    Tumblr on November 1st

    (Source: hirohamahda)

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    It’s about the Mark. It changed you. [x]

    (Source: itsokaysammy)


    coolben94:

    Dear past self,

    When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.

    From,
    Ben (that’s you)

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    susiethemoderator:

    Lately, feminists like Annie Lennox, bell hooks and Emma Watson have taken issue with Beyoncé’s sexual openness. While trying to discredit Beyoncé as a feminist, they seem to have forgotten one of the most important parts of Chimamanda’s speech in ***Flawless.

    "What does a lady dress like, exactly? And who decided what a lady looks like? What bearing should one’s clothing have on one’s identification as a feminist? This is exactly the kind of misogynist policing we’ve fought tooth and claw against for decades, and to level this line of “reasoning” at Beyoncé is not only antifeminist, it is despicable." (x)

    We should also note that Black Women are perceived and fetishized as hyper sexual. Which is why mainstream feminists willingly call Miley Cyrus, Iggy Azalea, and Katy Perry revolutionary and in charge of their bodies meanwhile demonizing Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, and Beyonce.

    (Source: thequeenbey)

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    jackdonaghy:

#what is wrong with you #save it for the bedroom

    jackdonaghy:

    #what is wrong with you #save it for the bedroom

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    This maize is a maze