look at this flawless freaking woman
White Heterosexuals in Love
Coming to theatres next spring, a love story that is vaguely forbidden between two kind of sarcastic, innocent cisgender people who grew up in middle class american families.
Based on a book featuring White People Almost Kissing
I don’t mind it as long as it’s not an animated anima-
I think you guys forgot the hottest fucker of them all
GET OUT OF HERE, HIM
“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky
the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart
this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT
OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS
"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."
OK SO I HAVE THOSE STUPID ONE DIRECTION CUPS MY DAD ALWAYS USES THE ZAYN CUP TO POUR WATER IN THE IRON AND ONE DAY I ASKED HIM WHY AND HE SAID ITS EASIER IF THE WATER IS HOT AND I SAID WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE ZAYN CUP AND HE LOOKED OFF INTO THE DISTANCE AND SAID ZAYNS HOTNESS HEATS THE WATER AND I HAVE NEVER RELATED WITH MY FATHER MORE THAN I DID THAT MOMENT
okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers
"what the fuck is a nickelback"
he’ll never live it down
margaery tyrell is the ultimate gold digger she’s had three husbands and didn’t have to bang one of them a single time dude she’s on a whole other level
You wanna kiss da girl
Sha la la la la la
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I’m crying,is Flynn the only one who thought to perform first aid while everyone just kissed him xkjhvfkjgsfhg
Intensely tragically celestially beautiful young Method actor ZAYNS DEAN has a reputation for sullenness and disrespect, which torments him inwardly at all times because, in fact, he is shy and awkward with a capability for deep sweetness and he BURNS with the fire to PROVE HIMSELF AS BOTH AN ARTIST AND A HUMAN BEING!!!! East of Bradford is the first big picture he’s ever been asked to audition for, and he nervous as HELL to screen test opposite long-established golden boy LIAMOND MASSEY, but no one could tell from his face — that face which will so soon be iconic of youth, of sensuality, of fiery courage in the face of secret pain — that he is full of tender-souled apprehension. Liamond Massey eyes this new kid uncertainly as he scuffs his boots and waits in silence for the clapper. When their eyes meet he tries out his usual friendly smile, but ZAYNS DEAN doesn’t smile back, he looks down, almost wincing, jaw working like he’s bored or annoyed.
1. please kill me
2. literally kill me
3. except that liam is actually paul newman who’s auditioning for the same role as zayns and they’re doing a screen test together:
wow tadpoles in mouth that’s so crazy
Yeah son I don’t know how to explain this to you but those arent tadpoles.